Free, MIT-Licensed SQL Server Diagnostics

Your SQL Server has problems it is not telling you about. Find them free.

29 read-only diagnostic scripts, built from years of running real production estates. Runs locally in about an hour. You get a complete health report in your browser: preliminary grade, every finding by severity, and the estimated annual cost of each issue. Open source, no signup, and nothing leaves your network.

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MIT licensed, every script is plain T-SQL you can read first
Read-only against system views, nothing sent anywhere
$2.1M estimated cost of inaction found in one anonymized scan
Complete local report, nothing held back
Sound Familiar?

These problems are costing you more than you think

Mid-market companies running SQL Server hit the same four walls. Most can't see the dollar figure until it's too late.

Month-end close taking 3 days instead of 3 hours

SQL Server performance nobody can explain or fix

DBA team too small, too busy, or too expensive to scale

Data that can't connect to AI because the foundation is broken

Work With Us

The $5,000 Data Operations Audit

The Collector above is free, complete, and always will be. This is the separate, paid engagement for companies that want our experts to do the deep analysis and the fixing.

Delivered in 5 business days
$5,000 flat fee, no retainer required

In 5 business days, we run a comprehensive diagnostic against your SQL Server environment and deliver a written report covering two things most consultants don't combine in one engagement: (1) where your database operations are silently costing you money (slow month-end closes, hidden capacity ceilings, query performance regressions), and (2) the specific, prioritized AI automation opportunities your stack is ready for right now.

You walk away with a health grade (A to F), a cost-of-inaction figure your CFO will recognize, a 90-day implementation roadmap your team can execute, and the clarity to either run with it yourself or bring us back to ship the high-impact pieces.

Start With the Audit
Start free instead
Run the free Collector first. It is MIT licensed, read-only, and the report it generates locally is complete. If you want to see how your environment stacks up, upload the anonymized summary at ritzyai.co/score for a benchmark grade. No call required for any of it.
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What You Get

  • Health Score Report (A to F Grade)
    Overall grade across architecture, capacity, performance, and AI readiness
  • Cost of Inaction Estimate
    Annual dollar figure of what your current state is costing you in operational drag, capacity overspend, and missed automation opportunity
  • Prioritized Fix List (P1 to P3)
    Every operational finding ranked by severity and business impact, not technical interest
  • 5 to 7 AI Automation Opportunities
    Concrete automations specific to your stack: query plan analysis bots, anomaly detection, runbook generation, natural-language data interfaces, each with effort estimates
  • 90-Day Implementation Roadmap
    Sequenced delivery plan your team can execute (or we can ship for you)
  • Jira / ADO / ServiceNow Ticket Templates
    Every finding pre-formatted as an importable ticket, routed by department with acceptance criteria, so your CTO can assign work and track remediation from day one
  • 60-Minute Findings Walkthrough
    Live debrief with your technical team, with every finding explained in plain language
How Engagements Work

A clear path from diagnosis to ongoing performance

Step
1

Data Operations Audit

$5,000
Full diagnostic of your environment: health grade, cost of inaction, prioritized fix list, and a 90-day roadmap, with the AI automation opportunities your stack is ready for. Delivered in 5 business days.
Step
2

AI Automation Sprint

The post-audit path
When the audit surfaces a high-impact automation, we build it, deploy it, and document the before and after. Your $5,000 audit fee is credited toward the Sprint if you move forward.
Step
3

Ritzy AI Operations Retainer

Ongoing partnership
Managed SQL Server reliability, quarterly AI automation enhancements, and capped on-call expertise, for teams that want an ongoing rhythm rather than a one-time project.
Most clients start with the audit. It pays for itself in the first finding, and the fee credits toward the Sprint if you continue.
Ritzy AI
About Ritzy AI

A performance and reliability practice
powered by an AI diagnostic platform.

Ritzy AI is not a DBA shop that added AI to a slide, and not an AI shop that discovered databases last quarter. It is a SQL Server performance and reliability practice built for mid-market companies running SQL Server, wherever it runs: on-prem, AWS, Azure VMs, or GCP. We sell measurable outcomes: faster queries, safer backups, cleaner month-end closes, and a dollar figure on every risk. Founded by Mani, the practice pairs years of hands-on operation of production SQL Server estates (Always On availability groups, Multi-AZ cloud deployments, storage and IOPS tuning, and the platform-specific constraints most teams do not discover until a production incident forces them to, with particular depth on AWS RDS) with an AI layer most consultants do not bring.

That layer is a custom diagnostic platform (dbSQLcore) that reads a live production environment through 29 checks and, using the Claude API, turns it into a prioritized, dollar-valued action plan in under 90 minutes. Work that used to take a week of manual investigation now takes an afternoon, and it ends with a number your CFO understands.